01 6 / 2012
“I was a Harry Potter nerd. Pencils were wands. I was going to Hogwarts. The whole thing. You don’t understand what a nerd I am. I mean, if they remade them, I’d still go. Like, I’ve seen all of [the originals], and that’s always going to be Harry. That’s always going to be Ron and Hermione. But if they did it again, I absolutely would go, because I want to see it all again.”
(Source: -kunis, via jealouskills)
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16 5 / 2012
100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
this is the best story
Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc
This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.
I totally asked my BF why he was giving a speech in English to Germans. The only part of the movie that had me scratching my head. GLad someone else caught that!!!
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30 4 / 2012
look into my eyes and I’ll own you.
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30 4 / 2012
“My name is Katniss Everdeen. My home is district 12. I was in The Hunger Games. I am the Mockingjay. I brought down the Capitol. President Snow hates me. He killed my sister. Now I will kill will him.”
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